Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.1.11

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 01:25 PM PDT

   
These things are really starting to become an STD Awareness Campaign, aren’t they? Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where you’ll find such astonishing wonders as a freakishly strong Octuplet Cannon, an obligatory Pippa Middleton ass shot *fills glass from SEO faucet, twirls it around, sniffs, comments on delicate butt notes*, David Hasselhoff revealing he Read More ...

I Wonder How Jessica Simpson Will React to Tony Romo’s Wedding…

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 12:32 PM PDT

   
The Timeline: May 28, 2011 – Tony Romo marries Candice Crawford in Dallas, TX. Three-tier cupcake stands are involved. May 29, 2011 – People magazine announces the wedding. May 31, 2011 – Jessica Simpson turns up at Chili’s. Jesus, it’s like clockwork. If I were Swiss, I’d have a perfectly synchronized boner with a magnifying glass and compass right Read More ...

So, Gwen Stefani Wears Thongs

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 11:12 AM PDT

   
Full Disclosure: I would pay money to see that kid’s face in this photo. Here’s Gwen Stefani celebrating Memorial Day in Malibu on Monday where she apparently wore a skirt that becomes transparent in the sunlight which it looks like her friends try to warn her about, only to have her stand there and laugh like Read More ...

Hayden Panettiere’s Having Midget Sex With Mark Sanchez Now

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 10:11 AM PDT

   
“If leprechauns aren’t real, how did I just have sex with one, homes? HOW?!” Fresh off her break-up with Wladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere’s lust for mile high sex, to her anyway, has driven her right into the arms of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez who, at only 6′2″, is four inches shorter than her ex Read More ...

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian is Pregnant

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 09:43 AM PDT

   
Because shotgun weddings are totes in right now, Kim Kardashian is apparently carrying Kris Humphries‘ baby already if you believe a magazine with a history of inaccurately claiming somebody is pregnant every single week on its cover: "Kim always thought she'd have at least one or two kids by now, so she's absolutely in a hurry," Read More ...

Karissa Shannon in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 09:42 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Jessica Alba’s in the Spy Kids 4 trailer because her career is awesome. - Justin Timberlake hasn’t spoken to Britney Spears in a decade. - Jane Lynch is the poor man’s Ricky Gervais, but less lesbiany. - Kim Zolciak gave birth to a son and named him something stupid. Read More ...

Justin Bieber’s a Foot Fetishist

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 07:41 AM PDT

   
Wait. Shouldn’t she be washing His feet? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s relationship, or “Jelena” as it’s now known in the bubble gum circuit, already has a superfan who’s dedicated to stalking these two love birds and taking uncomfortably close photos of their blossoming love. Photos like the one above of a shirtless Justin giving Selena Read More ...
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